Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Rover's Game Day

Hello again! Didn't think I'd be here again this quick, did ya? :) Well, here I am anyway.

So, it's Tuesday night here and I'm having a pretty good week so far. The biggest contributing factor has been not having to teach on my lonesome. As I may have mentioned before, we have a very small school. There's one teacher for each grade (K-6), Il-kyu for science and as my English co-teacher, and myself. Everyone is pretty darn busy all the gosh darn time. A lot of times this means Il-kyu can't be there in class with me in the afternoons. Or can only be there for a short time. The language barrier being what it is, and not actually being a licensed, certified, and well studied teacher, this can be a hard time for me...

This week Il-kyu has been there for all the afternoon classes. Everything has went very smoothly. Even those pesky 6th graders seem somewhat interested in class for once! Maybe I'm catching my stride? Likely it's a little of that and having Il-kyu there to help guide and interpret.

Monday afternoon we had a 6th grade class. In the lesson we were learning about some verbs like, play, throw, run, etc... There was a little story that talked about different games kids play around the world. In one of the countries kids played a game that was hopscotch under a different name. The kids were excited because they also play that here. Il-kyu told them if we can get through our work we could go out and play it.

They have never worked so fast. Ever. We played hopscotch and it was a good time. That led into the top class. We thought it might be wise to have an outside activity with them. Being the best and brightest, they surely deserved it.

To preface the lesson we introduced them to many American kids games like freeze tag, red rover, duck duck goose, and hopscotch. We then challenged them to come up with games of their own (as teams). So, they came up with three games. They were mostly explained in Korean, so I didn't really catch much of them.

After that it was outside time. The kids were infatuated with the idea of red rover. And so it goes...


They must've enjoyed themselves because I saw a large group playing again on lunch today!

For dinner we had hamburgers and Melissa's beloved smash potatoes.

Smash Potatoes:
1) Boil potatoes
2) Remove from water, put on cookie sheet.
3) Mash the top of the potatoes down just a little bit
4) Douse in olive oil
5) Throw on some rosemary and other spices to taste
6) Bake that shit until crispy
7) Eat!

Never thought I'd be sharing recipes!
**Mel edit: if you want the actual recipe, let me know. I will email it to you. I realize the above is not detailed enough to grant you my supreme smash potato power. Aaron knows nothing of my ability to cook.**

This Friday we have Sports Day! The kids go out and run around doing marathons and the like. To day was practice. They spent a good amount of time warming up. I was outside watching and also charged with snapping some photos. First I'll present a few photos of the grounds (now with more Spring!) then you can watch the kids bustin' butt. :)

Damn bastard plants are everywhere! Even here in South Korea! I never expected to see them here!

The grounds are growing (pun!) quite gorgeous as the weather warms. You can see more of them in the following pics with the kids working out






KICK






Ah yes, today's top class. Today we had them play one of the games they made. I picked the team that seemed most enthusiastic/confident about their game and we went from there.

I believe it was called 'find the chameleon'. Basically one picks a kid to be 'it'. Our kids used a marathon round of rock, paper, scissors. Then said kid moves off in front of the group with his/her back to them.

Next, the group forms a large circle and nominates a member to (secretly) be the chameleon. 'It' kid joins the circle in the dead center. Then the chameleon makes actions and the rest of the group follows. 'It' kid has to figure out who the chameleon is. It was actually a pretty fun game :)








We followed that up with a little more Red Rover. And that was school for the day!

Oh yes, a couple more items....
Il-kyu and I discussed ways to engage the class better. We decided to take the tables out of the circles and move them into the above positions. That way, everyone's eyes are (theoretically) always on the teacher. Hopefully it'll help a bit.

One other item was that Il-kyu wanted to have a song to start out classes with. We usually start with a 'hello', 'good morning', 'how are you', 'how's the weather today' type of dialog. He challenged me to come up with a song built around these key items.

That was on the bus this morning. I had finished before the first class.
Once I had the melody set we introduced it to the 4th and 5th grades. They seemed to like it! I'll try to catch a video when I get a chance so you can hear my rockin' tune ;)

For dinner I had a bolt of inspiration. I made pork meatballs and Mel made spaghetti (thanks for the sauce sis!). I've never made meatballs before. I just figured if I crumbled some toast, chopped up the bit of pork we had, and added some egg I might get some meatballs. It appears that that was the correct supposition. Yay me!

So, there's some back-to-back blog action. Now it's time to title this sucker and hit the hay.

Aaron

Monday, April 27, 2009

Chicken & Chelada

So, here we are again, finally. I'm going to start off with some current events. Things happening right now, as I write!

Okay, necessary background. I keep a file on my computer called "music testers". This is where I keep all the new tracks I pick up. Random tracks that indie artists throw out for free, sometimes free domain stuff. Anyway, I happened to have the Benny Hill Theme song in my testers. (Sometimes tracks just end up in there). I also happen to like to spend time listening to tester music while I'm blogging. I can decide if I want to integrate the music into my permanent files or if I want to junk it. So, here I am, waiting for pictures to upload and listening to tester tunes. The Benny Hill theme comes on at the exact same time that Ampersand starts madly dashing about the apartment. Belly laughs were had by me.

I so miss Benny Hill: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spz8_rpE0e0

Perhaps the story was funnier if you were there? So many of them are. I think that's just the nature of the damned things.

Speaking of Amper...

Awwwww! Wasn't that cute?

Anyway, I know we've been a little lax in the blogging. It been, what, eight days? Well, as we slip into the day-to-day more and more, things are less interesting. Perhaps I'll just have to get creative and make up some interesting adventures for us to "have went on"? ;)

Well, that's not the case today. We've had a bit of fun and adventure lately, so Ive a bit to write on about.

First though....


AWWWWWWWW! Sleepy Lola!

I don't believe I mentioned it before, but my wonderful sister has sent me a couple goodie boxes. She's sent me many things that just don't exist here (outside of the military bases). We got refried beans, pretzels, non-generic (ie bland) pasta sauce, FRANKS RED HOT, cat toys, ect...

Well, for Easter she sent us a big box of candies with all my favorites! Grandma pitched in too. I don't think jelly beans exist around here, let alone spice ones :) So, our days have been joyfully sugary as we allow ourselves tiny rations of candy. Mel's mom also sent us some candy which Melissa is ungraciously keeping all to herself.

We finally found a toaster oven. 74,000w (ie $55 or so). It has quickly become the joy of our lives. Real food is now easily made in our kitchen. Botana has returned to our rotation. I can now, theoretically, make a lasagna. Melissa fries can return to the oven rather than the frying pan.

Life is good....



Oh joyous BOTANA!! For those who don't know, it's glorified nachos. I believe botana is actually a Mexican food though, rather than most of our American bastardizations. Corn tortilla chips, top with refried beans and shredded Munster cheese. Bake in the oven for 5-7 minutes at 500 degrees. Once it's out, top with lettuce, onion, peppers, sour cream, and salsa or other veggies to your liking.

Since Koreans don't seem to eat cheese, (outside of on pizza), we have to settle for mozzarella. A small concession. Although I must say, cheese is super expensive here. 8oz of shredded mozzarella is around 7,000w.

Cthulhu demands you keep reading.

Lola doesn't seem to care.

Or maybe she's hoping that her overwhelming cuteness will urge you further on your journey?

Okay, so let's actually talk about stuff! Monday was crappy and Tuesday was too long. Wednesday was really horrible. However, we had a nice appointment for Wednesday. We met up with a few of our fellow English teachers for dinner at Uncle Tomato, an Italian joint. Food was decent (I had lasagna) and didn't break our wallets. Afterward we grabbed a couple of beers. We followed that up with bowling.

There was no beer at the bowling alley. That was weird. I've been told that they're not really cool about you bringing in your own either. Seems counter-productive. I can't get over 100 unless I've been drinking for a while. Bowling was fun though.

The highlight was when a Korean gent came down and started frantically talking to one of our group. The gist was that one of his fellow bowlers was real hardcore and wanted to make sure that no one was actually on any of the lanes while he was bowling. That's pretty hardcore right there...

Thursday passed by pretty nicely. Thursday night we caught dinner with Il-kyu and Mel's co-teacher Jennifer. We had the Galbi that Mel loves more than life itself. We also had like three or four bottles of Soju between the four of us.

After that we took them over to Time to Time. More drinks ensued. Mel had a lot more Soju. Eventually the night came to a close. He left the bar and noticed Baskin Robins was still open. We grabbed a scoop each and parted ways off into the night.

The funny part? Mel didn't remember having said ice cream. She was soooooo sad! :D

Very early Friday morning (ie 2:30) I awoke with killer heartburn. The pills the k-pharmacist gave me didn't do anything for the next few hours. Needless to say, I didn't get a lot of sleep. Thankfully Friday is my light day for classes. After the first was over I just closed my room up and put my head down on my desk for a light doze.

After lunch I was still exhausted. I was trying to power through though. We had a teachers' class around 2:30, but joyfully it was canceled. Il-kyu was aware of my situation and encouraged me to go lay down in the health-care room. Off I went! So that's how I got to take a nap in a nice warm bed on a Friday afternoon, while at work :D

Damn! Sometimes these things take forever to type! I should do this more often and spread it out a bit, ay? ;)

Saturday we were invited to Incheon. A couple of our teacher friends were heading out there for a BBQ. Incheon is nearly a two hour train ride, but it sounded like a blast, so we decided to go. We met one of our friends and a couple military guys he knew (from Songtan). Off we went!

The woman who's home we were invited to works for a pharmaceutical company. She lives on the 20th floor of a really nice apartment building. Four bedrooms, two baths, three fridges, damn I need to get into that line of work! :D The place also had a loft and roof access!



That's what it looks like from up there! Pretty nice, ay?

All the people were wonderful and we had an absolute blast! We were graciously offered a place to stay, so there was no worry of getting back to Osan on the fly. A great time was had by all!

The next day, (Sunday for the chronologically challenged), we had planned to head into central Seoul for a festival. A couple of the party goers tagged along and off we went again!

This is what a Korean subway platform looks like. Nothing really exciting to see here.

This is the first, and only, time we've been in an empty subway train! They're always so full. We were, however, at the end of a line! That was nice because we had a guaranteed seat! :)

Just another look at the emptiness. However, you can get a nice look at the k-subway too.

Oh yeah rather than continually say the "korean _____" I've decided to just switch to saying the "k-_____" seems a lot easier.

So, the festival we were going to? It was the Lotus Lantern Festival in celebration of Buddha's 2,253rd birthday! Neat, huh?


These shots are just to give you a little idea of how large the crowds were. They were pretty darn thick :)

I have no idea what's going on here. It seemed to be some kind of dental van, but I don't know if they were advertising or offering dental services. Either way, that tooth is adorable!

Some performers on the central stage. They were chanting.

And here's a little better look.

The building on the left (not the brick one) is the Samsung building. It's huge (it keeps going up a ways out of the picture) and has some interesting architecture.

People crafting paper lotus lanterns, for free! More on that later.

I think this was about making Buddha drawings. I don't quite remember. This wasn't yet the exciting stuff.
Awwww!

Okay, now we're getting somewhere. The colors you can see are approximately a billiondy paper lanterns. They have been assembled so that words can be seen from a high aerial view (which we didn't have). The temple can also be seen towards the top of the picture.


Cute little Buddha mascots! :)

Here's those lanterns as we approached. It was absolutely gorgeous! So pretty as all the light was filtered into so many colors as it passed through.
This is the temple on our first approach. It's not entirely visible as the whole roof is out of shot.

Okay, let me just preface the temple. You know that when something is so amazing that it fills you with absolute awe, it is said to be awesome. We use this word all the time, quite casually in fact. However, this was the first time I've even seen a sight that fit the word so wholly.


The temple was absolutely awesome. The pictures don't do it justice. I don't mean in that in the cliche way either. The pictures don't even scratch the surface of being inside this temple. It was beautiful and warm. It is way up high on the list of things I'm glad I have had a chance to see in life. If you're even in Korea....





Detailed pictures of the outside of the temple, so you can see how intricate it really is. And that is one of the little elephant statues at the top of the steps!


Sigh, I wish I could describe the amazement of being there. Maybe through the power of the edit Mel will be able to interject some further description. :)

Speak of the devil! (It's a sausage wrapped in an egg).
**Mel edit: it was not egg, it was kind of a weird batter. It was pretty tasty but one irritating point about Korea is that trash cans are placed sporadically around the cities, if you can find any at all, so I ended up carrying that wooden stick around looking for a trash. I was NOT about to throw it on the ground like everyone else does!!**

Gu Jun Pyo! I have no idea what the actor's name actually is, but he plays a character named Gu Jun Pyo on Mel's favorite k-show, Boys Over Flowers. **His real name is Lee Min Ho and he is cute!**

I think those Sumos are a little too absorbed having not noticed the tiger about to pounce on them.




Tiger with an Opium pipe and a very bold rabbit.

Here's some crabs in a tank outside of a restraunt on our way home (in Osan).

Oh yeah, eventually we left the festival. There was a parade later in the evening, but we didn't stay. It was an hour and a half train ride from Seoul to Osan and we were pretty beat. We did stop in the bookstore in Jongmak station. It was a huge bookstore with a really large English section. Mel got a book on Korean and I got The Ruins by Scott Smith (good so far). Then we headed home.


Oh yeah! Mel made one of the lanterns. It's very pretty, but was very time consuming to make. Plus, by the time she was doing it, there wasn't much paper left, and very few colors.

And that about catches us up to today. I decided to take a couple shots on my way home so you could see how green things have gotten. Look at all the flowers!

This is the path through the courtyards at our apartments. I walk through here every single day.

Pretty flower bush.

Okay, I've made it to the end of the post! Wee! Yay!

Oh, shit, wait. The title... Damn, thought I had finished. Do you get it? Understand what I'm saying there? Well, just in case, let me explain. There's a bar here in Osan called Rivendell. We haven't been there yet, but intend to soon due to our love of Lord of the Rings. I'm told the only nod to Lord of the Rings (or LOTR for you vets) is the name and the Elvish script carved in their tables. They do, however, have an interesting menu containing the item(s?) "chicken & chelada". What's that? Say it out loud. Still don't know? Chickenandchelada. Chicken Andchelada. Chicken Enchilada. Yep. That's not even the funny part. Order a chicken enchilada and they'll bring you a chicken quesadilla. :D

Later

Aaron